June 2013
- - Knock knock?
- - Who’s there?
- - Jace!
- - Jace who?
- - That depends. In which part of the saga are you?
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
Passion of Victory
Future World Music
The song from the UK version of the City of Bones trailer
The Ripples of Dreams: Bedtime Snippet. - Malec Coffeeshop AU →
may10baby.tumblr.com
Excuse any bad grammar, I’ve been up for twenty hours straight and need my beauty sleep.
Teeheehee:
The barista was a riot of color; his hair was dyed with streaks of red and blue, his shop apron made up of leather and rainbow lace and the rest of his clothes bright to match. His skin was tan,…
Soundless Insight
Jamie Campbell Bower
jamie campbell bower playing piano
OH MY GOD IS THIS FROM THE ACTUAL MOVIE???!!!!!
HE SAID HE LEARNED TO PLAY THE PIANO FOR THE MOVIE SO
WAIT
WHAT NO WAY
THAT ISNT
IS THAT POSSIBLE
iF YOU DO THE TAROT CARD THANG THIS IS PLAYIJNG OH MY GO SH
“close enough”
—anyone who’s ever tried to even out their eyeliner. (via valentine-wishes-from-a-poet)
do you know how nice it is when someone asks you questions about something you like and are interested in and you get to talk about the thing and they seem genuinely interested in what you have to say about the thing
her eyes were the colour of
Joke of the day.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”what
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
It helps if you read it in the accents….
omfg
“I was moaning to the make-up girl that I hadn’t got a boyfriend, and she said there was a guy on the same job who’d been saying the same thing, that he was looking for a nice girl. At that minute Martin walked in and I just had a thunderbolt. It dawned on me: “Oh, God it’s him!” We flirted with each other all day and when I went home he texted me, saying “You left and I wasn’t done flirting with you. That’s a bit rude.”
—
Amanda Abbington, on how she and Martin Freeman met.
this smooth ass motherfucker
(via vatican-cameoss)
if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded
guys the disney fandom just took over a text post
armin’s evil twin, legout
