Following that logic, I assume this monstrosity of a peanut butter, avacado, tuna, and tabasco sandwich actually DID happen, and the reason Mr. “Turkey Hold The Mayo” Kinney is so strict about his diet in public is because in private—and apparently in front of Jennifer Taylor—he eats like a woman that is seven months pregnant with twins.
Not so health conscious now, are you Mr. Kinney?
(Source: blondschemingtrick)
I just laughed my wits off and I’m sick and have like a cold and a sour throat, so that sounds pretty awesome xD I love...
You also have to remember the scene where he’s talking to Lindsey and he pours to freaking huge bowls of crappy, sugary...
Actually, tuna and avocado and tabasco sounds DELICIOUS. …Reeeeeaaaaaallly not sure about the peanut butter. :S
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Hahaha this is amazing…and possibly the worst sandwich in existence.